Received in mail today from my FreeNameAStar.com site. If this is for real, it certainly forces me to evaluate some assumptions about people using the Internet. The lack of punctuation and capitals might be clues, but it makes you wonder who Trevor can be. Is he very young or very old? Has he been on a long sea cruise? Did he just get out of prison? Is he an alien? Is this a haiku that has been translated from the original Japanese?

Hi my name is Trevor
and i want to name a star
but i have one question
what is PayPal