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Anything you dream is fiction, and anything you accomplish is science, the whole history of mankind is nothing but science fiction. - Ray Bradbury
Keith P. Graham is a Programmer, Harmonica player and Science Fiction Writer.
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31 March 2008

Harvard


My friend Eric Parker has been emailing and calling everyone he knows.

His son Ari got into Harvard (as well as Dartmouth, Brown, Columbia, Cornell, and about 10 other schools).

That's Ari on the left. He's a good kid and jams on the Sax with his Dad and my brother when they perform in Nyack.

Eric could not be prouder.

Congratulations Eric....

and, oh yeah,
congratulations Ari.

New Template - Very techy

Way too techy - don't read if you are looking for cats. I put some pictures of Gracie on the cat blog. (Hover over the "other sites" link above and click on the cat blog.)

Damn - it's not working in IE - I have to try to fix it.

I wrote a simple javascript an css menu at work for one of my projects and I applied it to some of my blogs. You can see it by hovering over the menu links under the heading above. It drops down a bunch of links and makes the blog more readable in that there is no longer any right hand column.

The webring code is screwy, but I am going to drop the webring. It was a good idea, but the coders at webring put a DIV aroundd the code that screws up any css based design.

I am going to start up my technical blog again, but I am not going to do it with posts. I will just hand craft topics when I get around to it. I can't keep up with the blogs that I have.
29 March 2008

Earth Hour and My Wood Stove

March 29, 2008 during Earth Hour, I turned off all the lights and just watched the old Jotul #6 burning a couple of logs. Here's a YouTube video of the fire. It was nice.

28 March 2008

Rudy Rucker on POD Publishing

I have always thought that publishing your own book was a last resort. I have never gone the final mile to POD and self publishing on any of my collections because it would be admitting defeat. I felt that finding an audience without the distribution channels of a large publishing house would be impossible and I would never sell more than a few dozen books.

I may be wrong about POD (publish on demand).

I regularly read Rudy Rucker's blog and I think of him as one the writers on my Top Ten Science Fiction Writers list that I have yet to compile. It turns out that his Wares books are doing well and he can get them reprinted at a big house, his other books are more problematic. This is downright silly. He is a good writer and an excellent read. I have half a dozen books of his on my shelves and I have even paid for some his stories and lectures on tape.

It seems outrageous that Rudy Rucker would have to go the POD route, but Rudy writes:
"I’ve been thinking about options for making some of my out of print novels available again. There’s still some hope I can get a mainstream publisher to reissue the four books in my Ware series, but my other out of print books are more problematic. I’m thinking of Spacetime Donuts and The Sex Sphere in particular, and maybe eventually The Secret of Life, which is available only in ebook form."
The blog entry lists many of his options eBooks, LuLu, Lighting Source and Amazon BookSurge and Kindle. It would be cool if SamsDotPublishing.com could get Rudy to let them handle some of his books. J has published his books on Kindle and using Lighting Source and probably LuLu. Tyree pushes the SamsDot books relentlessly at the conventions and the editors at SamsDot are all just plain nice people. (I lurk on their discussion board.)

If Rudy Rucker can't get his books, and he has a name, then what chance is there for the rest of us. It looks like POD is not the last resort that I thought it was, but perhaps the only resort, even if you are writing Pro quality stuff.

It is time to start really working on my Indian Publishing Scheme.

Rudy’s Blog
27 March 2008

Found in Junk

I found this very cute little Mac with the monitor built in on the side of the road. It is an iMac G3 333mhz with 64mb memory and a 6 gig disk. It is pristine and was used by a little kid who played card games.

I am going to see if I can plug a USB terrabyte hard drive into it and connect it to the network. From what I've read it will not be too hard, but may be a little slow. I may have to load it with MacLinux but it will be interesting.

I wanted to get a $38 network slug and put Linux on it, but they are harder to come by than you'd think. My order was back ordered with no word of when they will be in stock again.

I also wanted to get one of those routers that you can reprogram so they will mount network drives, but they are too expensive.

Next week is cleanup week when everyone puts their bigger junk out. I will be taking the long way home every night and I hope to find more cool things.

Scott and his Cat Tiger

I spent part of yesterday and a good part of today getting PHP to work correctly on my XP box and then on a county server running 2003. I discovered that the way to make it not work is to use the install packages provided by the PHP people. You have to hand craft the install.

Hand crafting leaves lots of room for typos and forgotten steps. I have it down pat now, but I will most likely forget most of it in a month or so. I'm writing down the gotchas for future reference.

The hinky part of the install was to configure it to connect to all the databases around here. We have mostly Oracle, but there are DB2 and MS SQL Server dbs. There are also Paradox and other odd databases around, not to mention MS Access.

Oracle fought back, but I drilled through it and I now have both Oracle 10g and Oracle 11g connections to all the test and applications servers here. There is a server running Oracle 8g that I had trouble with, but I even found a way around that.

I wrote a test page to read some data from each of the databases as I tested them. It extracted the EMP table off of the SCOTT user space.

Every Oracle database that I've worked on, and I started with Oracle 3, has had a user name SCOTT with a password of TIGER. It contains some simple tables for testing and learning SQL commands. I learned Oracle from the SCOTT/TIGER database.

It never occurred to me until today to ask who Scott was.

I googled Scott tiger oracle and this is what I found:

Bruce Scott was one of the first employees at Oracle (then Software Development Laboratories). He co-founded Gupta Technology (now known as Centura Software) in 1984 with Umang Gupta, and later became CEO and founder of PointBase, Inc. Bruce was co-author and co-architect of Oracle V1, V2 and V3. The SCOTT schema (EMP and DEPT tables), with password TIGER, was created by him. Tiger was the name of his cat.
26 March 2008

Java - the Kiss of Death - Error 500

I am beginning to despise Java and all of its incredibly complex implementations.

Here is a screen dump from My-Cast.com weather. My-Cast is a nice service that sends you weather alerts an I check it each morning for the weekend outlook. The site has maybe 6 or 7 Java JSP pages. Today I got a 500 dump - not even a custom error message from the amateurish coders on the site.

My question is why would you use an EJB on a website with only a few pages? Why would you choose a slow top-heavy technology like Java to do a simple thing like display a couple of records from a database?

You use Java for large enterprise applications where you have teams of coders who need to create tools and integrate them. You don't use it for lightweight "select and spit" web pages. I could have done the entire My-Cast site in a PHP in an afternoon.

I have been saying this for a while and it makes me no friends. Just remember YouTube is entirely coded in PHP. If YouTube were coded in Java, it would crashed and burned years ago or else the hardware resource costs, along with the salaries of a large staff of programmers would have made it too expensive to run.

Digg, one of the most popular sites on the nets uses PHP running on a handful of servers.

If you care to be techy today, read this about Java and PHP. It has links to some of the battles in the flame war between the Java and PHP camps.

25 March 2008

Asimov on Global Warming - 1989

This is why Science Fiction writers should make all of the big decisions. I'm not in 100% agreement with everything, but I have total respect for his reasoning. He makes more sense than anyone speaking out today.



Notice, he speaks without notes as far as I can tell.

More of this talk

Ada Lovelace Painting bought on eBay

Someone bought an original painting of Ada Lovelace on eBay. Ada was the daughter of George Gordon Lord Byron, the English romantic poet. She was a mathematician (unusual for a woman at that time) and she was purportedly the lover of Charles Babbage who designed a steam powered difference engine. Babbage's machine, although never completed was a real modern computer in every way, capable of programming, loops, branches, input and output. Ada, supposedly wrote the first ever computer programs. She is the first hacker.

Up to this time, there were few known original paintings of Ada and the modern representations of her are all copies of copies from copies in books and magazines of the time.

Many working versions of the Babbage difference engine have been built and there are several good emulator programs on the web. At the time, the steel that was available to Babbage and his mechanic was too soft and they had problems with the machine jamming all the time. The design was good, but the stress on the rods and gears was too much for the brass and steel of the time. I think that good steel was available, but it was probably too difficult to work. Probably the tolerances on the gear trains which had virtual lengths of miles, might have contributed to the problems. Babbage produced small working models of parts of his engine, but the complete one was not completed before he went bankrupt.

Legend has it that Ada and Charles used the parts of the engine to calculate the odds at horse racing. Ada sold her jewels to bet heavily on several races. Unfortunately, races at the time (as is true now) had little to with mathematics and much to do with behind the scenes manipulation of races, horses and payouts. They lost everything.
"Ada Lovelace, formally known as Ada Byron, Countess of Lovelace is credited with creating the world’s first computer program for the Babbage steam-powered calculating engine. The United States military named their Ada programming language after her and her portrait is used in some Microsoft hologram stickers."
24 March 2008

Domains Expiring

I am letting several domains expire. Some I don't want and some I don't have time for. I am letting Smeerp.com go. I am going to let Astoundme.com go and I am thinking that BlogsEye.com and BlogsEyeView.com should go. One of them is the Cat Blog, but I have been putting cat pictures here, on this blog.

I am dropping ScienceFictional.com and it will go away at the end of the month. I tried several things with ScienceFictional, but it didn't take off. I love the name, but I don't have time for it.

AstoundingTales.com, AstoundingStories and AstoundingScienceFiction will expire this summer and I will not renew them. AstoundingTales was a great name for an ezine, but AstoundingStories and AstoundingScienceFiction had legal issues with the owners of the original magazine claiming that they had rights to the name. AstoundingTales or AstoundingStories would be a great names for a blog as long as you didn't try to publish SF using the name.

This will save me about $70 a year. None of these sites makes me any money or ever did. I currently have 46 domains, which is way too many. I can't get rid of the money makers, but the experimental sites and the Spec Fic sites can go without ever being missed.

If you want any of these domains I can transfer them to your registrar. You need a registrar account (like namebargain or godaddy). It usually doesn' t cost anything except the first year's registration which is under $10 most places.

Smeerp.com
Astoundme.com
BlogsEye.com
BlogsEyeView.com
ScienceFictional.com
AstoundingTales.com
AstoundingStories.com
AstoundingScienceFiction.com

Peter S. Beagle


Peter S. Beagle sends out a newsletter from time to time. Among other things there is a new audio book of The Last Unicorn.

The picture is Peter's cat:
Finn, the RAVEN office wondercat, has different-colored eyes. Turns out they glow in the dark differently, too...spooky!

23 March 2008

Jack Lelanne

When I was a kid, Jack used to be on TV. For years he was on reruns. In an age of obscenely pumped up steroid giants, Jack looks like just a really fit guy, but at the time, he was a "muscle man". I am sure Jack never used any kind of hormone supplement or unnatural additive to make him strong. He just ate well and worked out. This is something we can all do. Watching Jack talk about his personal philosophy is almost a religious experience.

Jack is on some commercial on TV lately and seeing him in his prime and again in his 90s just makes you smile.
20 March 2008

13 Great Ghost Movies on Squidoo

Please click on the link below and vote for your favorite ghost story.

This is a Squidoo lens. My Squidoo lense actually makes a few cents. I am even thinking of writing a few more. I need some hits to keep it in the top 10% on Squidoo. The page has started to slip a little lately.

You can make a lens on any subject. It has to be about 1000 words. Lists are best because people tend to click on "Top 22 Bread Recipes" or "Top 10 reasons NOT to quit smoking". Politics is hot and opinions matter more than facts. I have to write a couple of more. On the internet everything is about "Shelf Space" the more of your stuff that you have out there, the more money you make. Squidoo.com actually seems to work. You can even create links to Amazon with your own Affiliate ID - I've had two sales, totaling about a dollar in March, so far.

Erica, I expect you to compose a "10 ways to Keep a Cat off your Keyboard". John B. I expect you to write "The Top 20 Reasons why the Neocons will (probably) Fail". eJim, I expect you to write up "The 10 worst games in the History of the Edmonton Oilers". J, I expect you will need to do very little research for "The 10 Worst Jobs in Denver".

Let me know when you write them and I will link to your lenses here.

13 Great Ghost Movies on Squidoo

Awareness Test

Count the passes - what did you miss?

Cost of Commuting - or not Telecommuting

I have been adding up the costs of commuting. I have to pay for parking in White Plains, NY. I have to pay tolls on the TZ Bridge. I have to pay for 30 miles worth of gas every day. I have to pay $1 a cup for weak coffee. I have to pay for wear and tear on the truck. I can't work in my underwear so I have to pay for clothes.

Adding this up and adjusting for before Tax income, it comes to about $9,000 a year that I contribute towards this job. Much of that, except for parking and tolls, I would pay on most any job, but it is a strong argument for finding a work at home job. Homemade Starbucks costs about 35¢ cup.

CraigsList has a telecommute check box when you do job searches. At one time I found a Telecommute job search engine, but a search now just finds work-at-home scam sites. I am going to add the CraigsList NY telecommute job search to my morning start-up web group. I think that working at home would be a good thing for the cats. They get tired of just Erica every day. Also, I could go to the Friday Garage Sales, as long as I got my work done.

Sources of real telecommute jobs and freelance gigs.

Craigslist.org - Real jobs, but there is no checking so watch out for scams. Don't send anyone money!

WWWAC.org Mailing List. (much lower volume than it used to be, but still 4 or 5 good jobs a month.)

Guru.com - I've never got a gig from here due to competition with India and Eastern Europe, but I still keep trying.

eLance.com - like Guru. I see lots of good gigs, especially writing gigs, but the competition is fierce.

Watch out for the websites that have work at home or telecommute in the domain name. It looks like they are mostly from the same scam.

Years ago, I bookmarked the Monster List of Freelance Job Sites. This is still a good site to check out, but it seems that there is way too much information here.

Are We Facing End Of Futurism?

With the death of Arthur C. Clarke, we have lost a great writer
and perhaps the last real futurist.
This blogger speculates that there are no great writers speculating, really speculating, about the future. There's plenty of SF set in some future world, but not much of it is innovative. For instance, I just finished reading 11 books in the Honor Harrington series and they are just simple short term extrapolations on what is here and now projected to some future where everything has evolved a bit, but nothing much has changed. They are decent reads, but full of padding. each book could have been a few chapters in a tightly written novel, rather than a fat 500 page novel.

The future, as I have said many times, is Revolutionary, not Evolutionary. Extrapolation is a waste of time. Spec Fic writers have to consider the unanticipated in order to write good science fiction. Fiction that is merely extrapolative is merely space opera. Any one who believes that tomorrow can be predicted by the conditions in the present is either stupid or a Republican.

Clarke, Asimov and Heinlein, under John W. Campbell, Jr.'s guidance produced an extraordinary variety of possible futures, very few of them like the present. With the movement towards Mundane SF and Slipstream, this kind of story is rare. Some of it that you do find, like Rudy Rucker's current novel, are a hard read and not the kind of romantic word candy that undereducated, TV fed, readers prefer anymore. Rucker, along with Bruce Sterling and a few others might be considered The Futurists - Next Generation, but they don't have broad appeal or readership.

I hesitated to add my thoughts on the passing of Clarke. As J pointed out, his short stories were better than his novels. I have a worn out copy of Tales From the White Hart somewhere and it is the inspiration for my own series of Tales from the Silver Streak. I had to read Childhood's End in High School and I found it tame compared to some of the other stuff that I was reading, so for a long time a pigeon-holed Clarke as a light weight. It wasn't until ten years later that I found the short stories and I raised my opinion of him. 2001, a Space Odyssey is a great movie, but not so much a novel as a series of speculative episodes strung together on a theme. It is not typical of his short stories and I think the Rama novels were attempts at recreation of the vast themes of the movie. I also wonder how much of the last novels were written by others under the Clarke brand, much the way James Michener had a staff of writers that he would manage, polishing their work, and presenting it as his own.

It is interesting that the link above goes to a Croatian website and blogger. I browsed his blog and the guy is smart and a good read. His point about the end of futurism is well taken and I thought it was the right approach to the death of the last of the great futurists from the golden age of SF.

Heinlein, Clarke, Asimov, and Sturgeon sold their first stories to Campbell in the Summer of 1939. I think that The Summer of '39 might make an interesting title for an essay or even a short story.
17 March 2008

March 17th - Day of Strange Power

St. Patrick's Day is a significant day in my life.

On March 17th 1975 I was fired from my job at a savings and loan. I worked at a variety of odd jobs for the next year, including working at a Summer Stock theater. I worked painting houses and mixed mortar for a mason. I worked the 12 midnight to 6AM shift as a cashier at a diner. Every weekend Erica and I loaded up the trunk of the old Nova with junk from auctions and rented a table at a flea market. The local auctions would have an "everything in the box" sale to warm up the audience. They were just junk, but you could sell 20 things from a box that cost a couple of bucks for about $20 if you priced them separately. We also bought large bulk packaged disposable diapers and repackaged them. We would make about $20 a case. In the slow periods, I would read Tarot cards. There wasn't a week that went by where I didn't make more money just scrambling than I did when I was working regularly. This was the best time of my life.

On March 17th 1976 I was hired at Orange and Rockland Utilities. I learned to program computers on their nickel and I started making money consulting on the side.

On March 17th 1983, I quite O&R and went to work for Western Union, where I really learned to program.

On March 17th 1984 I left Western Union to work for St. Regis Paper Company as a member of their Computer support group teaching executives how to use spreadsheets.

On March 17th 1986 I started at Lockheed as the manager of their microcomputer group. I wrote a lot of programs including the first versions of the EZ-Pass system used on many highways.

On March 17th 2000, I left Lockheed to work for IBM as a high paid consultant.

On March 17th 2002, after being caught in a major layoff at IBM, I took a job for a year working Java code on Wall Street, NY. It was a nice job where I took the water shuttle around Manhattan to the foot of Wall Street every day. On the minus side, I had to work near Ground Zero, where so many people died.

On March 17th 2003, I was hired by The County of Westchester as a low paid consultant, but I didn't start until April 1. It was a three month gig and I've been here for just about five years. It is time to change.

I am waiting to see what happens today. I have a slight chance at being hired by a network news website to write a PC column. I applied last week, but I have a feeling that there may be quite a few other applicants. It is probably too soon, but I hope that I might hear today, just because the Mojo is so powerful on St. Patty's day.

Free Flash Memory from IBM

Click on the link below and leave your contact info at IBM and they will send you a 512MB USB flash drive. These are darn useful little guys. I use them to transfer data from machine to machine. I keep the Work In Progress of a couple of short stories on one in case I get the urge to write. You can also keep your Firefox bookmarks on it. I have put some music on one to listen to at work. Like I say, darn useful - and FREE!

IBM: Reduce energy costs. Maximize greenness.
15 March 2008

DNS Advantage

DNS is how the internet converts your human name like CTHREEPO.COM to its machine internet address like 74.208.84.221. When I'm hooked to the cable modem and want to look at this blog, the browser asks the internet for the address based on its name.

It's like looking up in a phone book to get my phone number.

First my computer checks its own stored DNS for the number and then it checks to see if the router knows the number. If the router doesn't know, the router checks the cable company's DNS, and if those servers don't know they check their own primary DNS servers, and so on until it gets all the way to the Internic.

The company DNSAdvantage.com has a free DNS server that you can use instead of your router and ISP. It is generally faster. I set it up today because my machine was sluggish. The speed increase is noticeable. Their DNS servers really are fast, but I wonder why they are free. I am concerned that there seems to be no economic model that will justify offering a free service like this.

I'll watch it for a while, and if this speed keeps up and there is no downtime, I will change over my other machines.
14 March 2008

If Celebs Moved to Oklahoma

This will make you all feel a little better.

I spent a week in Oklahoma City once. There was nothing there. It was just a bunch of buildings and lots of trailer parks on very flat land. There was no flavor or style to the place to distinguish it from anywhere else in central USA. I could not find a place that sold Oklahoma Steaks and no restaurants had a local beer. There was no sense of place at all.

These Photoshopped celeb pics are funny, but kind of sad, really. This is America. Coming from a small town where things happened and important people lived, I am on the outside of the mainstream.

The Olsen Twins:

Talk Like A Physicist

Today is Einstein's birthday.

It is also the birthday of a sub-genius dude that we all know.

In celebration, today is "talk like a physicist day".

I prefer to celebrate "talk like a computer programmer/harmonica player/SF writer/cat confuser day".

How do I celebrate “Talk Like A Physicist Day”?

(I honestly forgot about today until I read the talk like a physicist post on Uncertainty Principles and I saw the date.)

Nyack Daily Snapshot

I started using the new Beta version of Google Alerts to notify me when a blog or news article appears for a keyword. I intend to renew my harmonica blogs and maybe find some more interesting content here than I've had for a while.

The picture on the left is from a blog that has a daily image of my home town, Nyack (one of the key words that I set alerts for).

I lived on Catherine Street in Nyack in the middle 1950s and behind the house was a creek that ran under all of the shops on Main Street for about 1/2 a mile. The creek runs underground through these large tunnels all the way to the Hudson River. Much later I saw the engineering drawings for these tunnels and they were signed by Peter Lawrence Graham, my Grandfather, who was the Rockland County Engineer back in the early 1900s.

When I was about 5 years old, I went all the way down and back with some older boys who had a flashlight. It was very dark and very scary.

If you get a chance click on Nyack Daily Snapshot. I know all the places that are in the blog and I even recognize some of the people.
13 March 2008

Top 10 Desert Island Records

Back in the day, WNEW FM radio used to have call in contests for the best album and Allison "The Nightbird" Steele would play songs from them and sometimes even play a whole side. I loved Allison's voice.

I've thought for a while that a Desert Island Record list would be fun and my blogging friends could post their own. The idea is this. If you found yourself stranded on a desert island and a record player washed up with a box of records, what albums would you hope were in the box? These would not be cool albums or trendy ones, but albums that you would want to list to over and over again, perhaps for years until you were rescued.

This list changes according to my mood. My favorite albums number about 50 and some will float to the top from time to time. This list is just about how I feel today, but tomorrow it will be different.

Here is my list.

1) Muddy Waters, Hard Again. I will try to keep this from being a list of my favorite blues albums. This was record was cut late in Muddy's career. He had been sick and didn't play much anymore. The blues revival of the 1960s was over and disco was taking over the world. The rocker Johnny Winter found Muddy and financed a record date. Many of the great bluesmen that had played with Muddy over the years showed up. Johnny, Muddy, Cotton and some of the greatest bluesmen of all time drink beer and play great blues. Just about the best blues recording of all time and always number one in my Desert Island List.

2) Captain Beefheart, The Spotlight Kid. I can't begin to describe the genius of Captain Beefheart. Trout Mask Replica is conceded to be his best work, but I find The Spotlight Kid much easier to listen to. I love the song Grow Fins and I even wrote a story based on the song.

3) Johnny Winter, Johnny Winter. Blues/Rock at its best. Johnny begins pushing into Rock and Roll but keeps it all based in the roots of the Blues. Killer guitar. Johnny can play for 45 minutes non-stop and never repeat himself. There are plenty of good Johnny Winter albums, but I'll pick his first one.

4) The Band, The Band. From the first moment I heard The Band I knew I'd listen to them forever. I know every word on this album by heart. You can see me crossing the Tappan Zee bridge every morning at 8AM and if I'm singing, it's probably Cripple Creek.

5) The Beatles, White Album. Why the White Album? I concede that Sergeant Pepper's, Rubber Soul, and Abbey Road are better records. If I am going to be stuck on a desert island, though, I would like a variety of music swept off the recording room floor. All of it is brilliant and even Revolution #9 is interesting. I'll never tire of the White Album.

6) Jethro Tull, This Was. Tull's first album is totally different than any of the following ones. This Was had a jazzy funky blues sound in contrast to operatic structured albums like Aqualung. This Was always astounds me.

7) Bob Dylan. Highway 61 Revisited. Believe me, listing just one Dylan Album is hard. I was even thinking about listing a compilation. This record has Desolation Row, so I included it.

8) King Crimson, In the Court of the Crimson King. Head banging music at its best. I only listen to side two, though.

9) Harry Nilson, Harry. I just had to cleanse my palette. This is a sappy sentimental album, but the others on this list are too intense. I'll let Harry smooth things out for me. Harry's cool.

10) The Fabulous Thunderbirds, Girls Go Wild. This is the album that made me want to play harmonica. The Thunderbirds have been living up to this record for nearly thirty years, and they never sounded better than on this first album. The album name was originally The Fabulous Thunderbirds, but the cover art had the word Girls Go Wild, so that's what everyone called it. When it was re-released, they renamed the album.

I could have listed 20 Blues albums here and I did not include things like the Allman Brothers Live a the Filmore East, because I wanted just a little variety. I could list some Jazz and some Folk. Peter Paul and Mary Album 1700 should appear on any Desert Island list. There are a few albums that only I like, such as The Spanish Album by the Sand Pipers, that I can't put here because I cannot explain why I like them so much. The poker boys won't let me play my Schooner Fair tapes and I have a tape of Folk Songs from Newfoundland that I have to listen to alone. I just noticed there is no Sinatra on the list and no Glenn Miller. I could have listed a Piaf record or my collection of Fred Astaire or Marlena Dietrich records. The list could go on and on and on and on. Oh yeah, Commander Cody and the Lost Planet Airmen - Lost in the Ozone - the best smoking record of all time. I have to post this before I list every damn record that I ever liked. (Another one - Firesign Theatre - How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?)

Push the Damn button, Keith!
12 March 2008

Mom Robbed

My mother went over to the Palisades Mall to do some shopping. She was bumped and jostled by three women and when she went to pay for something her pocketbook was unzipped and her wallet was missing.

She called me and I told her to find her charge card bills and call the credit card companies immediately. After that call the police. By the time she got all the cards canceled they had charged over $6,000 worth of merchandise at an electronics store in Brooklyn. She lost $200 in cash in the wallet and they have her drivers license and social security as well as several other forms of identification.

She told me that she apologized when the women bumped her.
10 March 2008

Li'l Abner

Comics.com has been running the classic Li'l Abner strip for several years. I have made these 1950s Li'l Abners part of my morning for a couple of years now. It is great art, great story telling, and great social satire. Comics.com's license ended with the 1955 series of the strip (right in the middle of a crisis). The strip was hung up in limbo for a few weeks and now they've started over.

Li'l Abner is now appearing in strips from 1934, when the comic first started. Li'l Abner, Daisy Mae and Ma and Pa Yokum all look very different. By the time they get back to 1955 I will have forgotten all of the plots so I can enjoy them again as much as the first time.

My Dad would send me to the corner store every Sunday morning with one dollar to buy The Sunday Daily News, The Herald Tribune, six hard rolls, and a pack of King Size Kents. I had to bring back the right change. I remember reading Li'l Abner then, but it was over my head. I liked Dick Tracey and Pogo.
08 March 2008

Plastic Forks

It rained today, but we went to seven garage sales. Near one I found this piece of folk art. There were hundreds of plastic forks with a few knives and spoons stuck into the mud at the side of the road. What is the significance? I don't know. Sometimes I don't get art.

I took it with the crappy cell phone camera, so I am sorry for the bad quality. It was raining and I only took the one picture.

CraigsList Silliness

John B sends me the really amusing CraigsList entries that he comes across. John is a writer and makes a good chunk of his income from gigs that he picks up on CraigsList among other places. He must have a fairly high tolerance for jerks to do this.

This job was for some kind of Science Fiction Writer, or at least I think so.
…to produce a short and very different sort of science book. (Oh, yes, there is definitely something new under the sun after all.) I know precisely what I want, and will give total guidance--from start to finish—to ensure that you’ll produce precisely what I envision. However: be well advised that this project is not just another gig between gigs to be tossed off in an Isaacian trice by an Asimovian copycat. Indeed, be very well advised that my ever-present perfectionist work- temperament (albeit totally drama-free) might not to you be worth the excellent remuneration I’m offering to “The Right One” to “endure” our creative union for its estimated duration of 3 to 6 months, depending on the specific factors in our case. But, if—despite those caveats--- you want to enter into a dialog between us to see where it leads, then send me a cogent email that’s otherwise worthy of “A”, if not exactly “The”, Right One. To all other possible entrants, be extra- well advised: “All hope abandon ye…”. (NB: If this post is still running, then I'm still seeking.)
I gives me shivers to read this, but I bet he gets responses.
05 March 2008

Email Woes

History of my email accounts:

Way back around 1993, I wrote a book for Byte Magazine with Nick Anus. Nick dropped the project so I had no further contact with the publishers, and Craig Menefee finished it. I don't know if Nick ever got any of the piles of stuff that I wrote into the book before he quit, but when it was published my name was still on the cover. I never got a copy of the book. I kept my advance, in spite of threatening calls from McGraw-Hill.

McGraw Hill gave me a free AOL account and it stayed free for about 5 years. When the bookkeeping caught up with me I paid for the account. I still have this ID and still receive tons of spam there. 15 years is a long time to have an email account.

I ran the BillSite.com web server on a machine in my office at Lockheed for several years in the mid 90s and I was keith@billsite.com. I used the email extensively and you can still find it in message archives. BillSite was an early version of PayPal.com, but the emphasis was for automatic bill paying online. It could do everything that PayPal did, but it never took off. I spent a lot of time with my buddy Phil getting the site to work, but it all went away eventually. I still want to get the billsite domain back, just to see if I get any mail, but it's a good domain name and I'm not likely to get it, even if the current owner lets it expire.

Around the same time that HotMail started, Ziff Davis started a site called ZDNet and it had a free email solution. It was run by OneBox.com. When ZDNet dropped it's email offering, My account was transferred to OneBox.com and I was promised free email access for life. About two years later OneBox told me to pay for the account or not get mail. I have been using OneBox for important business email for about twelve years now and I felt it was more secure because I paid for the service.

I have since switched most of my email to GMail.com, which I love. I still use the AOL account for money things, because I feel it is the most stable of my email accounts. All of my newer accounts do not use OneBox.

This morning I tried to log into OneBox to get my mail and the site claims my account is suspended. They are not answering their phone. I have a feeling that I had better start getting my ducks in a row. I still have a few accounts where the primary contact is my onebox email. I have to identify these and try to transfer them to gmail or aol. This may be difficult because sometimes they send you a confirming email.

I just checked and I have about ten really major accounts that still use onebox.
03 March 2008

Speculations: No Longer For Writers Who Want To Be Read

Speculations was one of the best places for market news, rumors and information. It had the problem that the person running it refused to place ads on the site, never required registration, and refused to ever moderate a thread. As a result there was widespread abuse. Spam was rampant. Messages lived forever, even weird flames, and there were instances of people fraudulently using the names of others.

The simple thing to do was to admit that the original policies, formulated in the late 1990s, were wrong and switch to a more modern approach to threaded conversations.

Instead of admitting their errors and fixing the site, they closed it down. They didn't even leave the huge base of discussion and information in place.

I will miss the site and I regret that it was only dumb stubbornness that killed it.

Speculations: No Longer For Writers Who Want To Be Read
02 March 2008

Help P&E

Predators & Editors has been a forum for those wishing to discuss the "Sharks in the Water" and it has been very vocal in denouncing the scam artists who prey on frustrated writers. They are being sued and are having trouble paying the rent. This, of course, is the purpose of the lawsuit. I would like to believe that any case against someone who chooses to stand up for the rights of others would never be upheld in an honest forum.

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Trenton Computer Festival

I've gone to TCM a couple of dozen times. Whenever I see this the notification email I think of H. Stanley Smith. Stan was a great guy and lots of fun to talk to. As Mike in "The Moon is a Harsh Mistress" would have said - he was a "not dumb" person. Stan died a couple of years ago and going to Trenton will not be the same without him.

I've pretty much forgotten the disasters from previous years and I will go to this one if it doesn't rain.
Trenton Computer Festival: "Created in 1976 by Sol Libes of the Amateur Computer Group of New Jersey and Allen Katz, professor of electrical/computer engineering at the College, the current festival has stayed true to its origins as an annual educational event. Personal computing fans can be sure to find plenty of bargains on new and used hardware and software, numerous talks, forums, tutorials, user group sessions, national exhibitors demonstrating their newest products, and much more..."
I told my Web Design class that if they ever use the Blink Tag or the

Marquee tag


That someone will come to their house and strangle them. The TCM page uses both!