Archive for January, 2010

COF hacked

Saturday, January 30th, 2010

Steve at the Crotchety Old Fan has been hacked. Someone got onto his site and screwed it all up. Google has removed him from their index and he’s not getting any traffic from the search engines. I’ve been reading Steve’s blogs every morning for about a year now and he feels like a friend, although we’ve never met. When I heard he had been hacked, my instinct was to load my tools in the back of the truck and ride up to New Hampshire to see what I could do. He doesn’t need my sawsall and wrecking bar. He can’t use my hammer, but I wish there was something I could do.

Getting hacked can be a little like being raped. Although not nearly as traumatic or violent, there is a similar feeling of violation.  Steve’s site is like his child and he’s been building up circulation and making the site pay little by little with care and worry over each detail.

Every blogger who passes by here, and I know there are a few, please add Rimworlds – http://www.rimworlds.com/thecrotchetyoldfan/ – to your blogroll. Steve needs the inbound links for when Google starts indexing the site again. The best way to help Steve out is to stop by his site and see how he is doing, make a comment (there’s plenty to comment about). Please spread the word. Make a post on your blog or set the status on your facebook  page and get Steve as many links to his site as possible so he can spring back from this.

Passwords

Friday, January 29th, 2010

I am in the process of cleaning up a database that has user passwords. I just did a check to find the 50 most common passwords out of a database of about 50,000 users. It is pretty sad. Who uses bubbles as a password?

User Password Count
123456 441
password 158
iloveyou 63
sunshine 50
123456789 49
qwerty 48
princess 46
amanda 36
12345678 36
michael 36
tigger 35
monkey 32
hannah 32
charlie 31
ashley 31
daniel 30
abc123 29
superman 28
jessica 27
taylor 26
purple 26
1234567 26
peanut 26
shadow 25
soccer 25
jennifer 25
jordan 25
samantha 24
joshua 24
111111 23
michelle 23
matthew 23
pepper 23
666666 22
dragon 22
thomas 21
whatever 21
andrew 21
mother 21
bubbles 20
cowboy 20
william 19
buster 19
morgan 19
heather 19
yellow 18
robert 18
sophie 18
babygirl 18
000000 18

J. D. Salinger Died Yesterday

Thursday, January 28th, 2010

I, like most readers of my generation, read Catcher in the Rye as a teenager and have probably reread it few more times since.

There’s not much to say about the man, and that’s how he wanted it, but there are supposed to be a dozen or so unpublished books locked in a drawer somewhere that might appear now. I am interested in these. I foresee J.D. Salinger hitting the best seller lists in 2010.

J. D. Salinger – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.

Bees are Coming

Wednesday, January 27th, 2010

I ordered two 3 pound bee packages that will arrive some time on March 25th. They are coming up in a truck from Georgia. We’ll all be waiting for him in the parking lot of the Palisades Mall. The price is good ($80 each). I spoke to Adam Fuller of AZ Apiaries on the phone and he seems like a good guy.

If you want bees, order NOW because the truck is almost full.

I have two hives now, but one probably won’t make it. I have another hive box for the hive that already died. I have a spare hive box. This is a total of 4. If both hives that are alive now make it through the winter I will have 4 hives.

Apple iPad

Wednesday, January 27th, 2010

$499 base price. 3G is an extra $130 + $30 a month unlimited data.

Damn!

I want this thing.

I have to think of way to come up with $650 bucks. This is truly amazing.

Down size is no multitasking and no phone.

It runs at 1 Ghz, so I can expect an operating system upgrade eventually that runs apps in virtual box so that it can multitask. It has a built in mic and speaker, but it is a little overlarge to use as a phone easily.

The $29.99 a month for unlimited 3G will start a price war. I expect Verizon and T-mobile to drop their prices. It won’t affect Europe and Canada where there are state enforced monopolies. It will still cost an arm and a leg there.

JOHN W CAMPBELL – Who Goes There?

Wednesday, January 27th, 2010

There is a signed copy of John W. Campbell, Jr.’s Who Goes There? for sale on eBay for $1,500. This is the story that the movie “The Thing” was made from. Campbell, of course, did more to shape modern SF than anyone and should be remembered for his work as an editor. I am not such a big fan of his fiction, though.

This is an historical book and I think $1,500 is cheap.


JOHN W CAMPBELL – Who Goes There? – SIGNED 1ST EDITION
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XXX Heinlein

Wednesday, January 27th, 2010

Steve over at the Crotchety Old Fan has one of those omnibus posts that covers soup to nuts. Included in it is the factoid that if you want to get lots of traffic, just include the phrase XXX Heinlein in your tags.

He mentions me as a someone to vote for in the Hugo awards short story nominations. – Thanks, Steve.

He also suggests that one might want to consider Fred Pohl’s The Way the Future Blog for best fan writer. I was going to vote for Steve anyway, but I really  enjoy Fred’s musings on the early days of SF, so I’ll vote for him, too.

Steve makes lots of sensible  recommendations. Steve and I would beg you please do not vote for Avatar in the movie class. The story is an embarrassment to anyone striving to be a Science Fiction author.

XXX Heinlein and other stuff.

Final Season Of ‘Lost’

Tuesday, January 26th, 2010

Lost is coming back. I thought it was dead. Erica watches this, but I have had no idea what the show has been about for the past few seasons. Erica doesn’t know either. I usually like time travel stories and I find paradoxes intellectually interesting. “Lost”, however, is just plain impossible to follow.

Signed Heinlein on eBay

Monday, January 25th, 2010

My birthday is coming up.

This is a Gnome Press 1959 edition of one of the master’s early collections. I just finished rereading this a few weeks ago.

Signed copies of Heinlein books go for a couple of thousand, unless they are the copies of Friday he signed at one of the cons. He signed lots of them and Friday is not considered a Heinlein classic.

Heinlein, “Unpleasant Profession..” Gnome Press, SIGNED – eBay (item 120522256485 end time Jan-31-10 13:06:55 PST).

Old Newspaper Ads

Sunday, January 24th, 2010

I found this site that has extracts from the New York newspapers from the middle 1700s. They are a very interesting read. Here are a couple.

New York Mercury  December 12, 1763 My perfidious wife Catherine, by her disobedient and incontinent behavior towards me, hath obliged me in justice to my honor and fortune, to publish her as a disobedient and scandalous person, both in the New York papers, and on the most noted places of the town where I dwell, prohibiting all persons to trust her on my account, or to conceal or harbor her at their peril; yet she hath still persisted (in spite of age and infirmity) in the most shameful manner, to prostitute herself and my estate to the rapaciousness of those as infamously scandalous as herself; and hath eloped once, and again, robbing me of some hundred pounds worth in goods from my shop, which she hath prodigally dissipated to the ruin fully of my quiet, and almost of my fortune: and that this Catherine of Pollution, may be no longer seen than detested, I hereby specify her to be a thin spare small woman, having lost partly the use of her lest arm, and before finger of the same, is dead; usually wears a black patch under he left eye, to conceal a fistula, and is in the 53rd year of her age; and that she may carry her extravagance to the highest pitch, some times assumes the name of Catherine Fowler, and practices that art of peddling, selling partly the goods she hath thus robbed me of. These are therefore to assure any perform a reasonable reward that shall seize the goods she may be possessed as on my account, hereby warranting any lawful proceedings thereof. New-Branford, September 20, 1763. Patrick Hayes

New York Gazette  February 13, 1764 Whereas Oliver Loshier, on Friday last the 10th instant, very falsely advertised me as having eloped from his bed and board; that I had not only run him in debt, but was continuing to do so; and afterwards forewarns all persons either to credit or harbor me.—The public may be assured, that he very shamefully and abusively turned me out of his house on occasion of only a single and most trifling family occurrence which his impatience, (through liquor) could not overlook, when a more considerate personwould.—I also declare, I have neither run him, or attempted to run him in debt: nor do I intend it: –It is therefore a false and malicious advertisement. Elizabeth Loshier.

Samuel Johnson Rejection

Sunday, January 24th, 2010

I had a story rejected this weekend and I felt bad about it until I read this rejection that the famous Samuel Johnson once penned:

“I am in the smallest room of my house, and your manuscript is before me. Soon it shall be behind me.”

Now that’s harsh.

Nyack Snap – Squirrel of Nyack is back

Sunday, January 24th, 2010

I used to watch Squirrel’s blog for pictures of my home town. The blog seemed to be abandoned. Now Squirrel is back with a new blog.

Nyack Snap – photos of Nyack, NY.

Last Chance for the Hugo Awards

Saturday, January 23rd, 2010

Time is running out to gain eligibility to nominate for the Hugo Awards! Nominations must be received by 13 March 2010. In order to participate, you must have purchased an Aussiecon 4 membership by 31 January 2010 or have been a member of the 2009 Worldcon, Anticipation. More information is available at http://www.aussiecon4.org.au/index.php?page=66

Vote for Bleak History by John Shirley. Vote for Shaun Lawton’s Freezine for best fanzine (only place he fits). Vote for Steve Davidson as best fan writer.

You only need a dozen or so votes to get on the ballot, so vote soon and vote often. You get to vote for 5 entries per category.

Please, Please, vote for my story The Nigerian Soul at AtomjackMagazine.com. I don’t expect to win a Hugo, but I do want to be nominated. Pay by paypal and mail in the form this weekend or it won’t get done.

It costs just $50 and you get about $125, at least, in free books, plus all that great worldcon bling in your mailbox.

Bad Weekend

Saturday, January 23rd, 2010

Continuing the theme of this weekend, after a night where I was unable to sleep, I received a reject on my robot detective story. I guess the world is not ready for a robot detective. I will trunk it for another 5 years.

I am closing down Freenameastar. I’ll keep it open until next Saturday and then it is gone.

Goodbye FreeNameAStar.com

Saturday, January 23rd, 2010

I got a takedown order today for this site from the competition that charges big bucks for something I gave away for free. I’ll be shutting down operations.

Waiting on Story – The suspense is killing me

Friday, January 22nd, 2010

I’ve had a story out a venue for 35 days, now. The magazine reports on the average of 36 days.  They have an edition coming out on February first. As Jim’s mother used to say, “I am walking on thin eggs”.

This story is one that I wrote 5 years ago and only submitted a couple of times, both with very negative reactions. It was about a robot detective. I wrote five or six stories about this detective, but the only one that I sold was the one where I rewrote it and made him a human. I decided that a robot detective was a bad idea and trunked the stories.

I found the story recently and decided that it wasn’t that bad at all so I gave it a polish and sent it out. It is written in a 1940s hard boiled detective style and the hook is that the detective reacts emotionally to the murder and mayhem in the story, but doesn’t show it. The story turns into a private view into a cybernetic psyche. I still don’t think that it is an easy sell, after all it has no vampires or zombies.

Cyril Judd

Friday, January 22nd, 2010

I mentioned Cyril Kornbluth in the previous post. Kornbluth was a good writer and frequent collaborator with Fred Pohl. I saw the Golden Age magazine Dynamic Science Fiction, March 1953, on eBay and noticed the name “Cyril Judd”. That is the name that Kornbluth used when he collaborated with Judith Merril. Wikipedia shows the name was used twice, but here is a Novelette called Sea Change, that is not listed. It is almost worth buying. Kornbluth was at his best working with other writers, and Judith Merril was a good writer and an excellent editor.

Bigelow Aerospace: Fly Your Stuff

Friday, January 22nd, 2010

The link below goes to a short video at Bigelow Aerospace. Bigelow is in the business of making a commercial space station and they seem to be well on their way. I can’t say that the odds of success are good, but they it is not impossible that they could put a commercial space station in orbit.

C.M. Kornbluth’s best novel Takeoff was about a commercial space flight venture, and of course, Heinlein’s The Man Who Sold the Moon was about an entrepreneur who financed the exploration of space. For a while it looked like only governments could finance space exploration, but now there is good reason to believe that the technology is cheap enough so that someone like Virgin Galactic, Spacex, Blue Origin, UP Aerospace, or Bigelow could actually take over the exploration of space. (There should be a mutual fund that invests in these companies.)

I applied for a job at Bigelow today. I am available if they need anyone over the age of 50 to check out their space station when it gets launched. Actually, I’ll probably be over 60 by then.

Bigelow had a “Fly Your Stuff” promotion where you could put things on one of their space flights. The video in the link shows the stuff all drifting around in microgravity. It is evocative of the computer Wintermute in Gibson’s Count Zero that became an artist in an abandoned space station.

Bigelow Aerospace

Wordpress Comment Plugins

Friday, January 22nd, 2010

I added some content related plugins. I got rid of the SI Captcha plugin as it did not seem to be doing anything and I was getting spam anyway. I was getting quite a few hits on the captcha image and I believe that the spammers were running OCR on it.  I replaced it with the Math Comment Spam plugin. I like the idea that only people who can do simple math can make comments on my site. I was thinking about making a Calculus Comment plugin so that only people who can solve calculus problems can make comments. Perhaps a little science quiz comment plugin with questions about evolution?

I added two plugins that send email. This is a might be a little spammy, but I want to try it anyway.

The first is the Subscribe to Comments plugin. This is good in that it allows a commenter to get updates if anyone else makes a comment on  a post and encourages dialog. If you make a comment you can get an email notification when someone replies to your comment.

The other email plugin is the Thank Me Later Plugin. This plugin lets you send a thank you message to anyone who makes a comment. The message is mailed a day or two later so the user who surfs by, leaves a comment and then does not bookmark the site will be thanked with suggestions of interesting things on the site. It is an invite to come back and enjoy the site.

I think the Subscribe to Comments, and Thank Me Later plugins  are very good ideas.

Stats

Thursday, January 21st, 2010

I get lots of website statistics information. I like to keep measuring how my pages are doing. I recently was able to install AWSTATS on this site to access my web server logs and get some nice statistics. This was quite complicated and I believe well beyond what a casual user can do. This site is hosted at 1and1.com which has a non-standard hosting environment which made things that much more difficult.

I am now presented with several different sources for statistics.

The 1and1.com stats show that CThreepo.com gets about 2,000 unique users per day, but that includes bots and spiders. I think that the 1and1 software does not count the uniques correctly.

AWSTATS show this site as getting around 600 unique users per day.

The Wordpress Stats Plugin shows around 300 unique users a day, but not all of my pages are presented by wordpress. In fact, I have three wordpress blogs on the site, the star finder pages and the book blog, each of which get lots of hits.

MyBlogLog shows about 300 unique users per day.

Quantcast.com shows about 320 per day.

Google Analytics shows about 350 per day.

The last three are based on javascript so a user must have javascript enabled and also not be running firefox with one of the extensions that blocks the statistical sites.

About 60% of my traffic is now firefox, so I do believe that the 300 range is low, but that the 600 range is high. I would guess that I have between 400 and 500 people each day visiting my pages and reading my blog. This spikes every few weeks up to as high as 2 or 3 thousand users when I am getting hits from BoingBoing, Delicious or Stumbleupon.

I generally get about three page views for each visit no matter who counts.

I noticed that I was getting thousands of hits to the captcha images that I use for spam prevention. It looks like there are bots that try to OCR the captcha codes, but then they are caught by the other spam prevention measures that I have. I uninstalled the captcha plugin, just to prevent all of the hits. I now have a a “math question” antispam. This seems easier than the captcha, but I am not sure that the spambots are aware of  it.

The traffic is about double what it was six  months ago. I credit the change to Wordpress with the SEO optimization for much of this. I also check the Google Webmaster Page regularly and watch their recommendations. I submit my sitemaps to Google, Yahoo, Bing and Ask every time a make a post or change something on the site.

War of the Worlds 1938

Wednesday, January 20th, 2010

Has anyone ever written a story where Martians really did land on Halloween eve 1938? What if Orson Wells was actually reporting real events and it was covered up afterward as a hoax in order to cover up the Martian victory?

I thought of writing this on the bus this morning. I hesitate to write such a story since it appears to be so obvious. I wonder how many times this story has been written?

In Defense of RAH

Wednesday, January 20th, 2010

I was once at a party where I had a conversation with a woman artist about Robert A. Heinlein. When I told her that he was my favorite writer, she told me I was an idiot and that Heinlein was a fascist woman hater. This is an attitude that I have come across from time to time, especially from women. It could not be further from the truth, and I don’t know how this has happened. I have read everything that Heinlein has written at least four times and one or two of his books as many as 20 times. He is not a woman hater. He is not a fascist. To me his an intelligent and reasonable observer.

At the The Lensman’s Children blog,  Sarah Hoyt has an article defending Robert A. Heinlein. She discusses Heinlein’s problems with women and how they are dead wrong. It does my heart good to read something like this.

Here’s a sample:

But I was raised by Heinlein through his books, and I hope at least the spirit and the intention of the search for truth and individual freedom remains in my work. As well as the certainty that it’s always easier to be a live lion than a live lamb or a dead lion.

Mystery Visitor Fails to Show Up at Edgar Allan Poe Grave

Tuesday, January 19th, 2010

The Figure in Black who has placed three roses and a bottle of cognac on Poe’s grave on the writer’s birthday failed to show up last night . The bottle and roses have been appearing at least since 1949, although some old timers claim it occurred going back long before that.

I have found a link that says the visitation was staged by the historian of the Westminster Presbyterian Church in Baltimore where Poe is buried. There are others who say that the apparition dates back to 1876, the year after Poe died.

Mystery Visitor Fails to Show Up at Edgar Allan Poe Grave.

A look at the bees in January

Monday, January 18th, 2010

Bees on January 18, 2010 from Keith Graham on Vimeo.

Story Plotting Simplified, Eric Heath

Saturday, January 16th, 2010

I bought this for $1 at a garage sale. It has 36 basic plots with a discussion on how to use each of them. This is bizarre, but it actually went through at least two printings. I was thinking about blogging one of the plots every day or so, but I am not sure that it is all that edifying.

I’ll try a page or two of these plots and we’ll see how it goes.

Mooshoo

Thursday, January 14th, 2010

Jim and Polly’s new Baby – Meet Mooshoo.

Nancy G. Siraisi A MacArthur ’Genius’

Thursday, January 14th, 2010

While doing random Google searches looking for people who influenced my life, I discovered this reference to Nancy “Crazy” Siraisi, a history  professor at Hunter College in the days when I was experiencing my worst disasters in higher education.

Nancy taught courses in Medieval history. I was going to Hunter College (and three other colleges at the same time) for the sole purpose of avoiding the draft in the fall of 1972. It was nearly impossible to get any of the Math courses that I wanted. I signed up for a course that read Hist West Fur Trad. I thought it was History of the Western Fur Trade and might be interesting, but the “F” in Fur was actually an “E” that was not reproduced well in the badly printed catalog. The course title was History of the Western European Tradition. It was the best course that I have ever taken that wasn’t Math or Computer Science.Professor Siraisi brought the middle ages to life and made the history and philosophy of the latte middle ages relevant to the modern world.

I went on to take her course in History of Science in the Middle Ages, which exposed me to not only Aristotle but Thomas Aquinas and a plethora of Medieval philosophers. I would have taken more courses, but the draft ended and I had to work for a living, getting my degrees at night.

These two course changed the way I think about the world. They gave me a depth of understanding of history, philosophy and politics for which I am truly grateful. I a time when I was failing at everything that I tried, Nancy inspired me to succeed in areas where I had never ventured before.

Nancy was strikingly beautiful then, and she still looks good to me.

Hunter Professor Emerita A MacArthur ’Genius’.

Where are they now?

Thursday, January 14th, 2010

I have accidentally found, or at least heard of people by casually mentioning them in this blog. What happens is that months or even years later, some else Googles them or they Google themselves and wind up here where they contact me.

I am looking for Claude Meyers who was my Nyack high school physics teacher and Pat Murphy, who was a very patient and long suffering manager at Western Union. It is not like I want to restart long lost friendships or anything, it’s just that these people were a part of my life for a while and I got along with them better than some of the other people that I’ve come in contact with over the years.

While I’m at it, what is Mike Sivy doing? He and I played chess and cards in high school along with Jordan Waxman. I wonder what happened to Serge Budsin (sp) and Brian Silverstein, who went to Cooper Union with me? Where is Billy See, a friend from Central Nyack?

Grand Masters of Science Fiction

Thursday, January 14th, 2010

Wonderful little film of cuts of all of my favorite SF writers. This was shown at the 2000 SFWA Nebula Banquet.

Jack Williamson – The Possible Future

Thursday, January 14th, 2010

YouTube – The Possible Future.