Look under a Rock

My name, Keith Graham, sounds fairly unique, but Grahams are as common as Smiths in Scotland and Ireland. The name Keith is a popular name, especially for a good Scotch-Irish surname like Graham. The combination is fairly common. Look under a rock and there are good odds that a guy named Keith Graham is hiding there. The police once came to my house with an arrest warrant looking for a local Keith Graham. Luckily, I was able to convince them that I was not who they were looking for.

This site just popped up in one of my Google Alerts. Someone has registered KeithGraham.org (I own KeithGraham.com). He’s a motivational speaker, whereas I am a demotivational guy who doesn’t like talking to people. He lives in area code 210, which is in Texas.

All of us Graham’s are cousins. I even met a black Keith Graham once who told me that his Great Great Grandfather was half white and took his name from his slaveholder/biological father.

Good luck cousin Keith!

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