This will make you all feel a little better.

I spent a week in Oklahoma City once. There was nothing there. It was just a bunch of buildings and lots of trailer parks on very flat land. There was no flavor or style to the place to distinguish it from anywhere else in central USA. I could not find a place that sold Oklahoma Steaks and no restaurants had a local beer. There was no sense of place at all.

These Photoshopped celeb pics are funny, but kind of sad, really. This is America. Coming from a small town where things happened and important people lived, I am on the outside of the mainstream.

The Olsen Twins: