John (Johnny B. Blog) sent me this. I told him that he should start a blog of nothing but weird Craigslist ads. This is right up there!

Temp. HANDICAPPED Englishman, Intl., Psychic Poker Player needs YOU!

“Temporarily Physically Challenged Psychic Radio Show Host,( emeraldone.com/sebastian) and International Poker Tournament Player and 9yr old VEGETARIAN son and attack Chihuahua need YOU!”

You must be non judgemental ,UNBIASED,very healthy and good at ORGANIZING and being organized yourself, extremely HEALTHY, non-smoking, COMPASSIONATE, caring ,empathetic, THOUGHTFUL and have a good sense of humor.

Please be ready to start TONIGHT! Also please have a lot of PATIENCE and be SPONTANEOUS ready to travel at a moments notice anywhere in the world that will range from the sublime to the ridiculous( always Fun and adventurous BUT safe !( mostly!)

This is more a member of the family than a “Job” as such and “YOU” can be a a man,woman ,couple or possibly small “entourage! LOVE is more important than knowledge and we will be looking for somebody to DESIGN and help RUN our NOMADIC(but luxury), varied ,lifestyle,along with TUTORING my home school son and playing LOTS of first class video games!

LOVE is more important than knowledge ability to DRIVE Safely a luxury SUV is needed and PACKING(up to 14suitcases!) and keeping TRACK of many COMPUTERS and high tech GADGETS and wires and multiple clothing costumes and outfits is essential…..!

Know how to make and keep a PACKING LIST!……….

Also we are by in large “NOCTURNAL!”

Cleaning (like the SWISS,)cooking(like the FRENCH!) and ORGANIZING like a PROFESSIONAL!) would all be appreciated along with being a self starter.

TIME will be given and encouraged for any CREATIVE PROJECTS or studies that you are doing or would like to pursue yourselves-I.E. I am prepared to fund flying lessons etc for those interested or other areas of interest.
Opportunity will be there for the right persons to participate in many creative projects(yours or ours!).
The most recent attempts to find someone produced wonderful responses many of which were mistakenly lost-so please feel free to reapply if you did or did not, get a response last time.

In reapplying/applying please send a letter telling us Who you are and why you would be the best persons for this,along with any conventional resume you may have.
Feel free to include fotos and ask any questions that you would like although I have tried to cover a lot here.

References exchanged and we will provide a tiny stipend ,pay expenses, and the best financial part would be sharing a percent of the tournament WINS!

Thank you for taking the time to read our posting please know that WE are SINCERE and expect the same, please,

………the best to you in all your journeys may you live long and thrive ,……..

your new friends,
The SINCLAIRS and “Squirt”the Chihuahua!